Hi, all!

Welcome to the Captain's Corner, my own little personal chunk of that ever-expanding train wreck of information known as the Internet. There's plenty of room, so pull up a non-ergonomic chair, kick back, and bask in my glory.

...oh, that's right, I almost forgot to tell you who I am. Well, my name's Steve, but most of my online buddies know me by my 'Net pseudonymn, "Cap'n Ascii". I'm a funloving but rather socially-inept former college student who spends his time balancing his part-time job, newfound girlfriend, and online projects while still trying to find enough time to goof off. Ah, this is the life...

Anyway, this is the place to be if you want to learn more about little ol' me (as if), or if you'd like to take a look at my recommended links list. If you came looking for Jeysie's webpages, you missed. If you came looking for pornography or illegal warez, then you must have been using a really bad search engine. If you're here to deliver the Dodecaphonic AroundSound stereo system I ordered, you'll find the dropslot around back. Thanks.

Who the heck is Steve Jones?
And why should I care?

Who in the Pleiades is Cap'n Ascii?
I mean, what kind of weirdo name is that supposed to be anyway?

My Projects
Take a look at a few of the things I work on in my spare time.

Ascii's Recommended Links
Bored? Got time to kill? Come see some of the places I like to visit when I'm supposed to be working!

CONTACT INFORMATION

No, this isn't about prescription eyewear. If for some reason you need to get in touch with me, or you simply can't enough of my witty remarks, then drop me a line via e-mail.

Please note that I only check my inbox every 2-3 days, so don't expect an immediate response. Also, PLEASE make sure to write a clear, concise subject line. I visually filter through my junk mail the subject lines, so any messages that don't mention something specific (and relevant) there will probably be deleted without being looked at.

E-mails regarding this site or its contents are always welcome, so long as they're not "y0r s1te 5ux0rz lol!!!" or the like.

Site last modified on Tuesday, February 1st, 2005.